Did you think, at first, he was too good to be true and it turns out he was?

Do you find yourself doing more than your share in many areas of the relationship?

Do you have to pry thoughts and feelings out of him?

Does he live with his parents (or did he when you met him)?

Are you ashamed or embarrassed to tell friends and relatives what he's really like?

Do you defend and explain yourself to him a lot?

Do you often feel like a child being talked to by a parent when he talks to you?

Does he get close, pull away, get close, pull away?

Do you wonder what you did to make him stop caring?

Does it seem to you that he has no feelings at all (except maybe anger)?

Does he ever tell you to quit acting like his mother?

Does he openly flirt with other women when you're around and then tell you you're hypersensitive when you point it out?

Do you find yourself frequently saying, "I'm not allowed"?

Does he make you feel as if you can't do anything right?

Does he make you feel guilty when he wants sex and you don't?

Do you wonder, sometimes, if you're living in a fraternity house (beer, sports on TV, his hanging out with his friends)?

Does he feel entitled to things ---- whether or not he's done anything to deserve them?

Do you have trouble recognizing the man you met as the one you're with now?

Does it feel like you have another child in the house when he's there?

Do you believe he can't, or doesn't want to, understand when you tell him how you feel?

Scoring:
If you answer "No" to all questions, clone him. You could make a fortune.

If you answered "Yes" to one to five questions, you are with someone who has definite "jerk" tendencies.

If you answered "Yes" to six to ten questions, he is a jerk, without a doubt.

If you answered "Yes" to eleven to fifteen questions, he is an enormous jerk.

If you answered sixteen to twenty questions with "Yes," you are miserable.