Hey, it's time to laugh at stupid people!

--Virgin Atlantic airlines just did a survey of more than 3,000 flight attendants and asked them for the strangest, craziest, and dumbest requests they've ever gotten from passengers. 

--And the number one most common "stupid request" they've heard is . . . "Can you open the window?" 

--Number two is "Can you show me to the showers?" 

--Here are some less common . . . but equally bad . . . requests that different flight attendants have heard. 

--"Is there a McDonald's on board?"

--"Can you take my children to the play room?"

--"Can you ask the captain to stop the turbulence?"

--"Will you fix my hair?"

--"The engines are too noisy, can you turn them down?"