Posted: 10:14 a.m. Tuesday, Dec. 13, 2011
By Astra

Forget about the most HATED Christmas songs. I just came across a list of the SEXIEST Christmas songs.
What makes these songs sexy?? Well, they're either filled with naughty metaphors about sex, or the songs themselves are just done in a sexy way.
#1.) "Trim Your Tree" by Jimmy Butler: The metaphors in this one are pretty dirty. Especially since it came out in 1954.
--The best line is, quote, "I'm gonna bring along my hatchet. My beautiful Christmas balls. I'll sprinkle my snow upon your tree. And hang the mistletoe on your wall."
#2.) "Back Door Santa" by Clarence Carter: It came out in 1968, and Run-D.M.C. sampled it for the track "Christmas in Hollis".
--The name itself sounds dirty, and it's about a guy who goes around the neighborhood, sleeping with women while their husbands are out.
--The lyrics include the line, "I make all the little girls happy, while the boys are out to play." And also the line, "I ain't like old Saint Nick. He don't come but once a year . . . I come runnin' with my presents every time you call me, dear."
#3.) "Baby, It's Cold Outside": This one never mentions Christmas or any of the usual stuff, but it's a holiday classic anyway. And if you've ever listened to the lyrics, it's a duet about a guy trying to persuade a young woman to hang out longer
--And one of his best moves is . . . giving her more alcohol. At one point, she even asks, "What's in this drink?"
#4.) "Santa Baby": This a perfect example of lyrics that aren't really "dirty". It's the way Eartha Kitt SANG them. She sounds like Marilyn Monroe wishing JFK "Happy Birthday, Mr. President".
--Basically, she's willing to get with Santa . . . but not until he buys her enough stuff.
#5.) "Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin'": A lot of people know the Lynyrd Skynyrd version, but the original by Albert King is great too.
--The lyrics are, quote, "Christmas is for the children. And I want them to be real pleased. But right now, Mama, it's Christmas Eve. Come make your papa happy please."
#6.) "Let's Make Christmas Merry, Baby": Released by a guy named Amos Milburn in 1949, it includes the line, "I want to slide down your chimney, [and] fill your stocking full of toys."
Do YOU know of any other SEXY Christmas songs that belong on this list?
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