Charlie Sheen
If you were the judge in the case presiding over the custody of Charlie Sheen’s children . . . how would you rule?  Do you give the kids to literal crackhead ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller, or does figurative crackhead Charlie get the kids?

Well the judge decided that figurative is more dangerous than literal at this point.  Yesterday, Charlie was denied custody of his twin boys.  He thought the best place for them would be touring about the country and watching their father get booed on stage in various states.   Brooke still has custody but because she’s in rehab her mother is watching the kids.

Now consider this.  Can you imagine . . . and I wonder if this has ever happened to anyone . . . what about a DIFFERENT ex wife stepping in.  Denise Richards ALSO offered to take Charlie and Brooke’s boys.  I guess she figured they are her daughter’s brothers so they’re definitely family!  I wonder if they even know her very well.  That would def be weird.

Bachelor
Ok tell me honestly . . . if you are a Bachelor fan . . . does this TOTALLY make you not want to watch next season??? Because I have just about had it!!!

So now it’s officially over between Bachelor Brad and Emily Maynard . . . I mean really . . . what happened to this!?!??! AFTER THAT PROPOSALl!!!!

She told Brad she can’t picture them getting married.  I completely don’t blame her . . . the goober factor was too intense!! Apparently he never acted like a fiance and she knows because she had one before who tragically died.  Brad is completely self-absorbed . . . she doesn’t want to move to Texas . . . he’s not moving, so much for that!

They can’t announce their split yet either!  They are under contract with ABC to continue pretending they’re together apparently.

Kate Hudson
Ok . . . if you’re a mom . . . can you think back to when you were pregnant and can find you any truth to this statement about the way you feel when you’re pregnant?

Kate Hudson says being pregnant is like being stoned.  She said you get the pregnant mush brain! 

Not gonna lie . . . of all the HORRENDOUS AWFUL pregnancy side effects, I would have never thought to draw that comparison . . . although there was no shortage of munchies when I was pregnant.