Turn your holiday misery and emotionally crippled family into a recreational drinking sport!

1. Someone is wearing an ugly sweater, 1 Drink

2. Someone makes an insensitive comment about your job/love life/beliefs, 2 Drinks

3. Mother criticizes you, 1 Drink

4. Father makes an inappropriate joke, 2 Drinks

5. Aunt says something disparaging about a family member behind their back, 1 Drink

6. Grandma makes a comment about her mortality and/or how she is unappreciated, 1 Drink

7. Grandpa falls asleep before sundown, 2 Drinks

8. Someone gets drunk and says something offensive that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable, 1 Drink

9. That someone is you, Chug

10. Dog throws up, 1 Drink

11. Cat throws up, 1 Drink

12. Baby throws up, 1 Drink

13. Pets fight over scraps of food, 2 Drinks

14. Children fight over scraps of inheritance, 2 Drinks

15. Cousin brings alcoholic boyfriend, 2 Drinks

16. Alcoholic boyfriend says something racist, Chug

17. Brother states a political opinion that infuriates you, 2 Drinks

18. Sister complains to you about parents, 2 Drinks

19. Uncle hits on you, Chug

20. Niece complains about her present, 2 Drinks

21. Nephew spends entire time on mobile gaming device or phone rather than interacting with humans, 2 Drinks

22. You find yourself envying your nephew for not interacting with humans, 3 Drinks

23. Someone brings a cheeseball, 2 Drinks

24. Someone with annoying dietary restriction (vegan, gluten allergy, etc.) complains about the food, 2 Drinks

25. You find yourself playing a drinking game on Christmas to dull the pain of spending time with your family, Chug