Dave Portnoy Pulls Up to Amityville for Mike’s Underground Pizza and the Score Is In!

If you heard the whispers, it’s officially confirmed. Dave Portnoy made a Long Island stop at Mike’s Underground Pizza and yes… this one lives up to the hype.

First things first, this is not your typical pizza spot. You don’t just walk in and grab a slice. Mike’s Underground operates out of a home setup and is strictly pre order only. If you want in, you have to order ahead through Instagram drops and pick a time slot. That’s part of what makes it feel so exclusive.

And the delivery? The drivers show up in full black suits and ties like they’re delivering classified pizza intel straight to your door. It’s a whole vibe.

Now the pizza itself. Thin, crispy, perfectly charred crust with that crunch Dave is always chasing. The sauce leans a little sweet but balanced, the cheese is clean and not overly greasy, and the undercarriage holds strong. You already know that’s a big deal in One Bite world.

So what did Dave give it?

An 8.1!!!

That officially puts Mike’s Underground in elite territory, and honestly, Long Island pizza lovers are not surprised. This place has been building a cult following and now it just got the Portnoy stamp of approval.