Everyone’s worried about A.I. taking their job . . . but you probably wouldn’t want this one.
Kohler just debuted a new TOILET CAMERA that watches you go, then uses an algorithm to analyze the results and track your health.
It’s called “Dekoda” . . . a play on the word “decode” . . . and costs $600. (!!!) It fits on the side of most toilet bowls and uses optical sensors to scan your waste. Then it spits out stats on your phone.
You sign in on a fingerprint scanner, so it knows whose waste it’s scanning. It can tell you whether you’re dehydrated, and what percentage of your “sessions” are “regular” each week. It also looks for signs of any BLOOD.
They say don’t worry, there’s no chance of your JUNK showing up on camera. Quote, “Dekoda’s sensors see down INTO your toilet and nowhere else.”
On top of the $600, there’s also an annual subscription fee . . . $70 a year if it’s just you, or $130 for the family plan. They’re on sale at KohlerHealth.com. The first orders start shipping today.
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