MJ’s Reality Check: Grape Nuts?!

Here’s the headline:

“You’re not going Grape-Nuts, there’s just a product shortage” (GMA)

MJ?

Has anyone... who has tastebuds... ever in their life... thought this day would come???? Who even eats these things???? How do u just run out of grape nuts??? Grape nuts are new toilet paper apparently: this is the weirdest thing I’ve literally ever read in my whole life.