Here’s the headline:

“Khloé Kardashian embraces her stretch marks in a bikini: ‘I love my stripes’” (PageSix)

MJ?

Is anyone else sick of the Kardashian/ Jenner’s comparing their bodies to ours? Knloe shared a pic of her “stretch marks” saying she was proud of her stripes. Dude... stop! Please. If I had to get real permanent black and white zebra striped tattooed on my body to look like her, I’m taking them. The reality is, the average person like myself can’t just walk into a plastic surgeon and get everything sucked, tucked, plucked, peeled and pulled. The entire family is as natural as when Tyson was pumping their chickens with steroids. On one hand, all we see is “women empowerment!” & “get rid of labels” & “natural beauty is gorgeous” & then were constantly exposed to these barbies on vacation 365 days a year, pumping in the dough and getting microdermabrasion 7 times a day.

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