A Guy Is Arrested AT IHOP At 3AM For Going Table To Table Showing People His Junk

People that attended the Clearwater, Florida IHOP at 3AM got 2 different types of short stacks! The cops got a call from an IHOP around 3:00 A.M. on Saturday about a 24-year-old guy named Allan Ibanez. Apparently he'd walked into the IHOP and started going table to table, offering to show people his junk. He wouldn't leave when the staff told him to, so he was arrested for disorderly conduct. He was in jail for 11 hours before the cops let him go and then, two hours later, he was busted for stealing two donuts from a gas station. He ate one, and then he tried to use the other one to bribe the cops because, quote, "All cops love donuts." He was arrested for theft . . . and he's still in jail now.  Thanks for making it so easy, Florida.