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Posted: December 05, 2018

Man Seduces Coworker By Covering Himself In Maple Syrup, But She Furious About This... 

CHICAGO - MARCH 10:  Bottles of Kickapoo Gold organic maple syrup are displayed at the FamilyFarmed.org EXPO March 10, 2006 at the Chicago Cultural Center in downtown Chicago, Illinois. The expo brings together family farmers and other businesses that may be involved in farming, the food industry, organics and artisanal food as well healthy living.  (Photo by Tim Boyle/Getty Images)
Tim Boyle/Getty Images
CHICAGO - MARCH 10: Bottles of Kickapoo Gold organic maple syrup are displayed at the FamilyFarmed.org EXPO March 10, 2006 at the Chicago Cultural Center in downtown Chicago, Illinois. The expo brings together family farmers and other businesses that may be involved in farming, the food industry, organics and artisanal food as well healthy living. (Photo by Tim Boyle/Getty Images)

By MJ (Dana Parisi)

Shocker! The guy in your office who randomly gets naked & covers himself in maple syrup to turn himself on is a creep! 52 year old Robery Somley is a landscaper in Monroe, Connecticut.  He was working with a female coworker at a client’s home & he thought it was time for a break. She went inside & found him naked, watching porn, covered in maple syrup. She was actually turned on & asked if she could join him- obviously, because who wouldn’t?  According to the police report (because why wouldn’t this story end with one of those?), they did some foreplay stuff involving the syrup & even brought some blueberry jelly into the mix (Side note: who buys blueberry jelly?).  The woman found out later that Robert had taken a video of the entire thing with his phone & even though she was cool with the syrup & jelly thing, she was NOT okay being recorded with out her permission. The cops got a search warrant & went through his phone & found the videos & arrested him for voyeurism.  —

 


 
 
 

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