Sign up below to be added to our mailing list for the latest news updates, access to exclusive contents, and more!
Shocker! The guy in your office who randomly gets naked & covers himself in maple syrup to turn himself on is a creep! 52 year old Robery Somley is a landscaper in Monroe, Connecticut. He was working with a female coworker at a client’s home & he thought it was time for a break. She went inside & found him naked, watching porn, covered in maple syrup. She was actually turned on & asked if she could join him- obviously, because who wouldn’t? According to the police report (because why wouldn’t this story end with one of those?), they did some foreplay stuff involving the syrup & even brought some blueberry jelly into the mix (Side note: who buys blueberry jelly?). The woman found out later that Robert had taken a video of the entire thing with his phone & even though she was cool with the syrup & jelly thing, she was NOT okay being recorded with out her permission. The cops got a search warrant & went through his phone & found the videos & arrested him for voyeurism. -