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When life gives you fat rolls, hide weapons under them? 30 year old Freddrick Johnson was arrested for trespassing at a Greyhound bus station in Memphis. He has a history of pleasuring himself in public, and got banned from the station a while back. Anyway, police patted him down . . . found several bags of what appeared to be drugs and took him to jail. Then they searched him again while he was being booked, and felt a, quote, "semi-erect object" protruding from his left side, just above his groin. At first, they assumed it was the only semi-erect thing you'd normally find down there, but then they felt something else poking out from the other side of his lower belly. So they decided to strip-search him. And that's when he lifted up a large fat roll and pulled out a two-foot machete he was trying to smuggle in. On top of his other charges, he's now facing more time for trying to sneak contraband into a prison. -
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