Russia Hosts First “Booty Slapping Championship”

Russia! What the hell goes on there?! Mother Russia, Siberia to be precise, has decided to host the first ever BOOTY SLAPPING CHAMPIONSHIPS. It involves female competitors spanking each other as hard as possible, and the goal is to make the person you're spanking take a step forward. The contest was inspired by a different  contest in Siberia in March, a face slapping championship. That's where men hit each other in the face as hard as possible, and the only way to win was to have your opponent submit.  As much as it sounds like it's a sexual thing, the women were fully clothed during the competition and a lot of the women who competed are in the fitness world, so we’re guessing it was like slapping a brick wall.