82 Year Old Woman On Tinder Says There’s No Man That She Can’t Get

I’m on basically every dating app out there & my luck is horrible. I can’t see other women on the app, so this is a shock to me.  There's an 82-year-old woman named Hattie Retroage in New York City. And even at 82, her dating and sex life is way better than mine- & probably yours, too. She says she goes on three Tinder dates a week with much younger men. And she has no trouble landing them because, quote, "I have never met a man who doesn't want to [eff] me."  She says she's been single for 35 years and the average guy she dates is in his 50s although the last guy she got-it-on with was 39. So what is a date with her like? Quote, "We go out for a drink, and if the chemistry is right, we go to my apartment. If not, then we just leave each other." Oh, and she also says she loves porn and always congratulates guys when they get aroused.