Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes Have Arrived

The Pumpkin Spice Latte hit Starbucks last week.  But this is even more exciting:  Now a totally different orifice can enjoy those fall flavors . . .

Pumpkin spice BUTT WIPES are now a thing that exist.  (???)

The company Dude Wipes is making them . . . and calling them “DUMPkin Spice” wipes.  (Here’s a photo.)

According to the description, they’re designed to, quote, “keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents.”

They posted a picture of a pumpkin with the date “9-5-23″ carved in it, so we’re guessing that’s when they officially drop.  But you can already buy them on Amazon.  (That picture was a reference to a similar one Starbucks posted.)

It’s actually something Dude Wipes JOKED about doing a few years back.  They posted a fake photo of pumpkin spice butt wipes in 2019.

I guess corporate decided the world was finally ready for the real thing.

(Geeks Are Sexy)

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